Monday, May 31, 2004

Amusing TV Shows
1. Monster House
2. It's All Relative
3. Celebrity Poker Showdown
4. The Daily Buzz
5. The Ellen Degeneres Show

Sunday, May 30, 2004

Happiness
1. Cute skirts
2. Sunshine
3. Fruit smoothies
4. Going sockless
5. Good music

Saturday, May 29, 2004

Why Ted Is My Favorite Queer Eye Guy
1. He's cute without being annoying
2. He's smart without being pretentious
3. He isn't obnoxious
4. He makes good food
5. He has those adorable little glasses

Friday, May 28, 2004

Things I Like About Summer
1. Waking up when it is already light out
2. Abundant sunshine
3. Not having to wear socks
4. Going to the Lakes
5. Longer days

Thursday, May 27, 2004

Things That Can Be Very Good Or Very Bad
1. Neighbors
2. Puppies
3. Little boys
4. Singer/songwriters
5. Having no job for a summer

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Bad Colors For Bathroom Tiles
1. Pink
2. Dark brown
3. Orange
4. Red
5. Yellow-green

Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Useful Kitchen Items
1. Strainer
2. Slotted spoons
3. Timer
4. Plastic bag holder
5. Leftover containers

Monday, May 24, 2004

Shocking Colors To Paint Walls That Your Realtor Will Frown At
1. Fuscia
2. Turquoise
3. Lemon yellow
4. Lime green
5. Bright red

Sunday, May 23, 2004

Reasons To Love Used Book Stores
1. $0.25 paperback romance novels
2. Money for selling the books collecting dust on your shelf
3. Cheap CDs and videos
4. Slightly worn coffee table books
5. Inexpensive way to build your book collection

Saturday, May 22, 2004

Some Of My Favorite Movies
1. Maverick
2. Sneakers
3. The Italian Job
4. Hunt for Red October
5. Mystery Men

Friday, May 21, 2004

You Know You Watch Too Many Country Music Videos When
1. You can mimick Toby Keith's hand movement in Whiskey Girl
2. Shania Twain videos stop seeming quite so strange
3. You are surprised to see Kenny Chesney in a shirt with sleeves
4. You see a Garth Brooks video and think "old school... ha"
5. You realize that they play the Clay Walker video at least once and hour, and you don't mind

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Things To Do When You Don't Have A Job
1. Paint
2. Read
3. Play games online
4. Sleep
5. Look for a job

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Authors Whose Books I Hate To Admit That I Read
1. Nora Roberts/J.D. Robb
2. Jude Deveraux
3. Catherine Coulter
4. Jayne Ann Krentz/Amanda Quick
5. Elizabeth Lowell

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Craziness
1. Low carb diets
2. People on low carb diets
3. Low carb food for people on low carb diets
4. Vitamins for people on low carb diets
5. People with cats on low carb diets

Monday, May 17, 2004

I Like My Hair When...
1. It is small
2. It stays curly
3. It stays straight
4. It is calm
5. It behaves

Sunday, May 16, 2004

Things That Get Better With Age
1. Cheese
2. Wine
3. The selling price of antiques
4. Trees
5. Love

Saturday, May 15, 2004

Useful Glues
1. White school glue
2. Fabric glue
3. Wood glue
4. Super glue
5. Rubber cement

Friday, May 14, 2004

TV Shows That Amuse Me
1. Wonderfalls
2. Gilmore Girls
3. Frasier
4. Six Feet Under
5. Wheel of Fortune

Thursday, May 13, 2004

TV Personalities That Amuse Me
1. The Glad lady
2. Judge Judy
3. The Traveling Gnome
4. Dan Rather
5. Smantha Brown

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Useful Dorm Room Items
1. Small vacuum cleaner
2. Microwave
3. Earplugs
4. Cordless phone
5. Laundry bags (yes, plural)

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

Working Out Is Fun
1. Walking
2. Lifting weights
3. Jogging
4. Kickboxing
5. Jumping rope

Monday, May 10, 2004

Fun Patterns
1. Stripes
2. Multiple sized polka dots
3. Cowprint
4. Spirals
5. Stars

Sunday, May 09, 2004

Ways I Could Paint My Bookshelf
1. The same colors as Becky's
2. Plain white
3. Warm colors
4. Black and white
5. Solid purple

Saturday, May 08, 2004

Crazy Tree Names, Part II
1. Pawpaw
2. Cucumbertree
3. Oleaster
4. Goldenrain
5. Snowbell

Friday, May 07, 2004

Crazy Tree Names
1. Hophornbeam
2. Storax
3. Larch
4. Coffeetree
5. Shadbush

Thursday, May 06, 2004

Handy Tools
1. Hammer
2. Screwdriver
3. Wrench
4. Scissors
5. B's Leatherman

Wednesday, May 05, 2004

Subjects Of Our Coffee Table Books
1. Frank Lloyd Wright
2. Teapots
3. The Great Lakes
4. Winter
5. Penguins

Tuesday, May 04, 2004

Things To Do With Hard Boiled Eggs
1. Make deviled eggs
2. Decorate them
3. Turn them into egg salad
4. Throw them at your sister
5. Slice them on top of a green salad

Monday, May 03, 2004

Fun Things About Holland, Michigan
1. Tulips
2. Proximity to Lake Micigan
3. The Wooden Shoe Factory
4. Good shopping
5. Becky now lives there

Sunday, May 02, 2004

My Favorite Painting Colors
1. Bright purple
2. Red-orange
3. Ocean colors
4. Greens of all sorts
5. Yellows

Saturday, May 01, 2004

April
1. It's a month
2. It's a girl's name
3. It's in a movie title
4. It's sandwiched between March and May in a calendar
5. It's over