The Results Of Obsessive Zuma Playing

1. Cramped hand
2. Blurry eyes
3. Temper tantrums
4. Loss of sleep
5. Being able to beat the web version in under 20 minutes

Places Mina Likes To Sit

1. On my laptop
2. On the ironing board
3. In front of Becky's monitor
4. On my pillow (but only when I am using it)
5. Under the papsan chair's ottoman

Things To Use As Coasters

1. AOL cds
2. Old magazines
3. Photos of an ex
4. Old lists
5. Coasters

Happy Things

1. A pile of sleeping kitties
2. Bright, intense colors
3. New technology
4. Cutie shoes
5. Bike rides in the summer

Amusing Ohio County Names

1. Ashtabula
2. Licking
3. Gallia
4. Tuscarawas
5. Cuyahoga

Spiffy New Cell Phones

1. They flip open
2. They can take pictures
3. They can send pictures
4. They can take (very short) videos
5. They don't make clicking noises

A Week Of Michele

1. Sleeping late
2. Lots of chips and salsa
3. Shopping
4. More shopping
5. Calling the boy

A Rice List

1. White rice
2. Brown rice
3. Basmati rice
4. Wild rice
5. Minute rice

Important Things To Know

1. Ways to make yourself laugh
2. Ways to make other people smile
3. How to enjoy the moment
4. How to stand on your head
5. Where the nearest beach/lake/ocean is

Things That Come In Red

1. Cutie shoes
2. Leather pants
3. Cheeks
4. Toenail polish
5. Flags

Ken Jennings Is My Hero

1. He's funny
2. He's cute
3. He has lots of random knowlegde
4. He did research to prepare for Jeopardy
5. He now has a lot of money

Good Goals

1. Staying out of jail
2. Avoiding credit card debt
3. Never wearing too small shoes
4. Smiling at least once every day
5. Learning to stand on your head

The Best Cupcake/Frosting Combinations

1. Yellow/chocolate
2. Funfetti/funfetti
3. Strawberry/cool whip
4. Carrot/cream cheese
5. German chocolate/coconut

Central Air Conditioning Is Good When...

1. It's hot outside
2. It's humid outside
3. The windows don't open
4. Lawn mowing is taking place
5. It's raining

Nate's New Furniture

1. A bright red rocking chair
2. A stereo holder unit
3. A patio table
4. A library chair
5. A side table

Blogger Updates

1. Changeable font and font size
2. Changeable text color
3. Keyboard shortcuts
4. Changeable text positioning
5. Nifty preview button

Books Everyone Should Read

(not that I have, but you should. I will eventually.)

1. Circle of Quiet (Madeleine L'Engle)
2. Prodigal Summer (Barbara Kingsolver)
3. American Gods (Neil Gaiman)
4. Bastard Out of Carolina (Dorothy Allison)
5. Song of Solomon (Toni Morrison)

Potential New Varieties Of Cheerios

1. No Carb Cheerios (Made with 100% lean beef)
2. I'm a Nut, You're a Nut Cheerios (500 mg of Prozac in every bowl)
3. Starbuck's Cheerios (Coffee and cereal in one)
4. Frog Leg Cheerios (The newest breakfast delicacy)
5. Deep Fried Cheerios (Nutrition... deep fried)

Things With Which Pets Should Not Share Names

1. Food items (except for unusual vegetables)
2. Members of your family
3. A previous pet
4. Famous animals
5. Pop culture icons

Noodles Rhyme Time

1. Doodles
2. Canoodles
3. Poodles
4. Boodles
5. Oodles

Proving That Dice Games Have Funny Names

1. Yahtzee
2. Farkel
3. Bunco
4. Snooker
5. Kismet

If Frogs Could Fly

1. Flies would need to be a bit more alert
2. "Low flying frog area" signs would start appearing
3. Frog wings would become the newest delicacy
4. Frog poop on your windshield... ewwww
5. New zoo sections combining the aviary and the amphibians... the amphibiary?

"Fri"-day Foods

1. Fried eggs
2. Fried chicked
3. French fries
4. Fritos
5. Fried squid

Things To Take To Centerville

1. Bookshelves
2. The ugly couch
3. A broken air pump
4. Bobbins
5. Pillows

Fourteen Years Ago Today....

1. I wore a twirly dress
2. Binnie wore a flowery dress
3. Mom wore her wedding jumper
4. Geoff wore a ponytail
5. And we lived happily ever after

Yay For New IKEA Furniture

1. New Husar unit
2. New futon/couch
3. New table
4. New chairs
5. New shelf

Becky's Birthday

1. 5 am kitty vomit clean up
2. Ikea trip
3. Re-organizing living room area
4. Figuring out we bought the wrong kind of finish for the table
5. Falling asleep by 9:30 pm

Things That Usually Burn On July Fourth

1. Sparklers
2. Hotdogs
3. Fireworks
4. Tempers
5. Skin

Crazy Tulip Variety Names

These are all real tulip varieties that you can buy, and plant....

1. The Kung Fu Tulip
2. The Bodygaurd Tulip
3. The Mickey Mouse Tulip
4. The Magic Carpet Tulip
5. The Taco Tulip

Things To Clean Before Visitors Show Up

1. The living room
2. The dishes
3. The litter box
4. The table
5. Me!

Ways To "Rabbit" Your Loved Ones

1. The "Rabbit Rabbit" phone call
2. Send photos of rabbits
3. Give out rabbit toys (stuffed or otherwise)
4. Leave rabbit garden sculptures on their porch
5. Appear in rabbit masks