How To Turn A 3 Hour Drive Into A 5 Hour Drive
1. Drive north on 75 at 11:30 on a monday morning
2. Come to a stop at exit 73 in a construction zone
3. Get off the highway and follow the 75 detour signs
4. Follow the signs for the detour off the detour
5. End up back on 75N at a dead stop, south of where you exited