Edited 9/9/03 - Got 'em....

Quotes From The Announcer From The Ohio State Football Game, Part I
1. "It's like climbing up a wet dike"
2. "It's a moral victory for the boys in the purple pants"
3. "He stayed at home and made the tackle"
4. "Hair breth moments"
5. "The tight-end might have wiggled a bit"


Quotes From The Announcer From The Ohio State Football Game, Part II
1. "He's the lead horse on that wagon"
2. " The last time your dad went down there he got spanked around"
3. "The Ohio State Buckeyes are singing like a choir"
4. "He had cleat marks all over his chest"
5. "He was well lathered up"

(I actually did write them down, but I left the list at my parent's house so these lists are temporarily on hold...)