Things We Learned From Watching "Take Me," a British Mini-Series
1. Getting a strange phone call from a strange woman asking for help does not lead to good things
2. Before attending a party in your new neighborhood, double-check the guest list and who you will be expected to have sex with
3. When participating in a wife/husband-swapping party, be sure your brother-in-law wears a condom (that child will have a screwed up family tree...)
4. When your neighbor asks you to help bury a dead body, don't
5. If you neighbor has been "out of town" for more than 6 months, she may be buried in your living room