Malapropisms
1. Mird Wexups (Word Mixups)
2. Teepy Slime Tea (Sleepy Time Tea)
3. Carrots of the Pirabbean (Pirates of the Caribbean)
4. Intermenstral (Instrumental)
5. Sack of snissors (Snack of scissors)
**Okay, so maybe that last one doesn’t even make much sense when not mixed up…