Potential New Varieties Of Cheerios

1. No Carb Cheerios (Made with 100% lean beef)
2. I'm a Nut, You're a Nut Cheerios (500 mg of Prozac in every bowl)
3. Starbuck's Cheerios (Coffee and cereal in one)
4. Frog Leg Cheerios (The newest breakfast delicacy)
5. Deep Fried Cheerios (Nutrition... deep fried)