Fantastic Places To Apply Glitter Glue (And I Know 'Cause I Did!)
1. Binder dividers
2. Blue notebook covers
3. Pink dress shoes
4. Mr. Rickert's knee
5. Recent college transcripts

Things That I Have Discovered Recently That I Think Are Really Nifty
1. Divider tab labels that you can print from your computer
2. The 25 disc CD changer
3. John Ringo and David Weber books (Thanks, Geoff!)
4. Filing boxes with handles
5. Bright red toenail polish

Things That Need To Go In My Backpack To Help Me Survive The Semester
1. Bandaids
2. Asprin
3. Zip disk
4. Lip stuff
5. Snack foods

Second Day Of Classes
1. More new pens and pencils
2. More new notebooks and binders
3. More new professors and classes
4. More new schedules and meetings
5. More new headaches and stresses

First Day Of Classes
1. New pens and pencils
2. New notebooks and binders
3. New professors and classes
4. New schedules and meetings
5. New headaches and stresses

A New Vacuum Cleaner
1. 3 different Sears stores
2. Magic Blue by Kenmore
3. Little silver canister with a turqiose hose and handle
4. Actually sucks things off the carpet
5. Yay for clean floors!

Reasons why Geoffrey Valley and Janeth Valley love Abigail Dana Martin
(Thanks, Momma!)

1. Blatant cuteness
2. Absolute sweetness
3. Total energy
4. Overflowing creativity
5. Unequaled sincerity

So There Was This Kick-Ass Concert...
1. Tracy Walker, Edie Carey, Alix Olson
2. Cozy little room Upstairs from Carol's
3. Main Street, Cincinnati Ohio
4. 3 hours of music and laughter
5. Happy evening spent with my favorite girl....

Family
1. Acceptance
2. Appreciation
3. Laughter
4. Smiles
5. Contentment

IKEA Is Wow Fabulous Because....
1. They have really cool sample room displays
2. They provide plastic tape measures
3. They provide sample cds, dvds and video tapes
4. They have a cafeteria with traditional Swedish food
5. IKEA furniture is so ingeniously engineered it impresses even me

How To Spend Your 21st Birthday
1. Eat Shepard's pie and roast chicken and yummy salad for dinner
2. Open presents from your family which include a treasure box of family recipies
3. Have raspberry chocolate torte for dessert
4. Play La Gracia with gusto, or as much energy as you can muster at 10:30 at night
5. Birthday breakfast with Mom

On The Colors Of M&Ms
1. Adding the red was good
2. Adding the blue was good
3. Removing the tan was good
4. Allowing people to vote on a new color is good
5. The options of pink, aqua or light purple are all really bad

My Favorite Patty Griffin Songs
1. Forgiveness
2. Rain
3. Every Little Bit
4. Mary
5. Tony

My Day In A Nutshell
1. Shopping at an outlet mall
2. Shopping at Bed, Bath and Beyond
3. Shopping at Old Navy
4. Shopping at Border's Books and Music
5. Shopping at KMart

Pet Names That Make Me Gag
1. Fluffy
2. Princess
3. Miss Kitty
4. Snowball
5. Lady

Characteristics Of A Good Couch
1. Wide enough for two people to sleep on
2. Long enough to fit head to toe without hanging over either end
3. Bright color
4. Soft fabric
5. Makes you smile when you walk in the room

Topics Of Conversation While Driving To Cleveland At 10:00 On A Sunday Night
1. Confederate Flags
2. Cold Duck Lip Exams
3. Fabulous people named "Melissa"
4. Domestic partner benefits
5. Post college graduation options

Why I Want To Be Canadian
1. Stan Rogers
2. Jann Arden
3. Barenaked Ladies
4. Tegan and Sarah
5. Alanis Morissette

Why Today Is Exciting
1. It is my last day of work
2. It’s Friday
3. Becky is coming home tonight
4. There is beautiful weather outside
5. I have a happy new living room to go home to

Superheroes That Would Be Really Amusing
1. Terrifying Turtle Girl
2. Stupendous Slipper Slayer
3. Great Glue Gun Guy
4. Wishy-Washy Laundry Woman
5. Sticky Post-It Note Man

Things To Do In Life
1. Kiss frogs
2. Paint in bold colors
3. Shop for groceries without a list
4. Wish people a "good day" and mean it
5. Sleep under the stars

Happy Things
1. Bright pink gel pens
2. Sparkling flip flops
3. New slipcovers and pillows
4. Fresh water lakes
5. New school supplies

Excuses For Why I Didn’t Post Lists This Past Weekend
1. The big bad wolf ate my toes for dinner and my fingers for dessert
2. I was stolen out of my bed in the middle of the night by wild hamsters
3. I was too busy fighting off pirates with one hand tied behind my back
4. The dog ate my computer
5. The Rickerts came to visit and I forgot : )

My Most Recent Great Ideas
1. Open a bed and breakfast
2. Go into hotel management
3. Be an IE for an airport
4. Own a chocolate shop
5. Open a Bogan Lane Inn on a New England island

Ways to Discourage Your Roommate from Sleeping in the Livingroom
1. Vacuum
2. Open the curtains
3. Call your own phone and let it ring indefinitely
4. Action movies in surround sound
5. Bounce on a pogo stick through the living room