Fun Accents
1. British
2. Australian
3. Boston/New England
4. Scottish
5. French

A Coffee List
1. Coffee smells really good
2. But tastes really bad
3. I think that is really unfair
4. So I don't drink it
5. Not such a big loss if you ask me

Things To Do While Waiting For Laundry To Finish
1. Write lists
2. Check e-mail
3. Put on pjs
4. Dance around the living room
5. Read a good book (and only a good book, not a bad one)

Quotes From A Valley Thanksgiving
1. Ninja choking
2. Would you like a hair dryer
3. I won’t spit
4. Simultaneous schooching
5. I need a cheerleader outfit

A Rickert Thanksgiving
1. Bubble / Monkey bread for breakfast
2. Watching the parade (all of them at once)
3. The vegetable tray without tomatoes
4. Michele’s cooking tips (‘cause, like, she knows…)
5. Nap time

Bad Cover Stories
1. I was just looking in your sock drawer for toothpaste
2. I was just photographing the exquisite woodwork around your windows
3. The microphone is to record my breathing pattern for scientific study
4. You mean you don't keep peanut butter in your safe?
5. Just testing your security system...yup it works!

Happy Birthday To My Mother
1. Happy birthday to you
2. Happy birthday to you
3. Happy birthday dear momma
4. Happy birthday to you
5. And many moooooooooore.... : )

On Why Sunday Was My Favorite Day This Week
1. Monday and Tuesday involved classes
2. Wednesday and Thursday involved more classes
3. Friday involved relatives coming to stay
4. Saturday still had the relatives
5. Sunday was just nice and quiet

The Michigan-Ohio State Game
1. Rooting for Michigan of course
2. Michigan dominated early
3. Got kind of boring
4. Nice kicking on Mike's part
5. Michigan wins!

Helpful Things
1. Maps in boxes of chocolate
2. Sufficiently long shoe laces
3. Nice people
4. Britta water filters
5. Photo printers

Best Kind Of Chocolates
1. Caramel-filled
2. Cherry-filled
3. Coconut-filled
4. Peanut butter-filled
5. Chocolate-filled

Funny Things About Buffy The Vampire Slayer
1. Buffy's outfits
2. The "super villans"
3. Monkey problems
4. Willow's magic addition
5. The dramatic music

My Favorite Ellen Segments
1. Have Houston Do It
2. Jeff's Search For Love
3. What Are YOU Doing
4. Ellen's Makeovers
5. Andy's Dad's Comments

Things Ellen Is Bringing Back To Daytime
1. Glamour
2. Hummingbirds
3. Dancing
4. Lip synching
5. Cowboy boots

Unnatural Colors Of Fingernails
1. Bright pink
2. Purple
3. Blue
4. Orange
5. Green

Shoe Shopping
1. Running around looking for footies
2. Salivating over really tall boots
3. Trying on the stilletto heels you will never buy
4. Arguing about the appropriate level of "dressy"
5. Finding the almost perfect pair and buying them... yay!

A Trip To Trader Joe's
1. Chocolate filled advent calenders
2. Large jar full of cherries in natural juice
3. Organic free-range chicken broth
4. Orange-mango sherbet
5. Lines so long that we put everything back and went to Dorothy Lane Market instead

Things To Look For In A Successful Senior Design Group
1. Humor
2. Lots of reference books
3. Pretty pictures
4. Animated power point presentations
5. A great leader : )

Abby's List Of Round Foods
1. Cookies
2. Pancakes
3. Apples
4. Strawberry-rhubarb pie
5. Acorn squash

People Who Are Out Of Proportion
1. Jay Leno (that chin!)
2. Susan Lucci (that hair!)
3. Robert Wadlow (a little tall!)
4. Big Foot (those... feet!)
5. Dar Williams (that guitar!)

Dumd Colors of Suitcases
1. Pink
2. Chartrueuse
3. Pea-soup
4. Navy blue
5. White

Cars I Have Driven
1. Moe
2. Becky's old car
3. Edna
4. Becky's new car
5. Fred

Favorite Toys From My Youth
1. That yellow dump truck
2. Costumes and dress up clothes
3. Lite Brite
4. Legos
5. Ted and Blanket

List Concerning Cozy Things Other Than Mittens
1. Scarves
2. Hot chocolate
3. Mothers
4. Big fluffy socks
5. Down comforters

List About Mittens
1. Good when they keep you warm
2. Better when they match each other
3. Better still when they have eyes
4. Even better when they have teeth
5. Best when they are attacjed to your coat

Interesting Observations
1. 7 out of 14 people in my class have blue shirts on
2. Dr. Rafe is a bit insane
3. Real bras are annoying
4. Laser pointers are mostly just distracting
5. An 80 degree day in November is not normal for Northwest Ohio

On The Usefullness Of Duct Tape
1. Fix the folders in your binder
2. Remove warts on your feet
3. Re-attach sideview mirrors on your car
4. Encourage your classmate to stop talking
5. Waterproof your shoes

Things I Can Do With Maddie's Calculator
1. Computer the probability of staying awake in class
2. Calculate the time required to cook oatmeal
3. Find the percentage of people wearing tennis shoes to class
4. Determine the minmum cost of buying orange juice
5. Draw smiley faces

Wht Senior Design Midterm Presentations Are Funny
1. "Human persons"
2. "Aesthetically looking"
3. "Ghant Chart" vs. Gantt Chart
4. "Breaking system" vs. braking system
5. Josh's ominous cell phone ring

Why Senior Design Midterm Presentations Suck
1. 7:30 am on a saturday
2. Sitting through 14 presentations you don't care about
3. Getting all dressed up
4. The stupid questions
5. Listening to dumb boys make dumb comments