Friday, October 31, 2003

Best Halloween Costumes My Sister And I Ever Had
1. Santa Clause
2. Snowman
3. Color wheel
4. Wizard
5. Banana split

Thursday, October 30, 2003

What I Miss About Trick Or Treating
1. Explaining your costume
2. Being the last ones out
3. The great candy swap
4. Rationing and freezing the candy to make it last all year
5. Saving the last few pieces of candy so long that Mom throws them away

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

Quotes From The TV Show "It's All Relative"
1. "Wake up and smell the subtext"
2. "Just one big homophobic teddy bear"
3. "This fruit is nuts"
4. "He couldn't be more full of himself if he was a masochistic cannibal"
5. "If we live without costumes, the terrorists win"

Tuesday, October 28, 2003

Do You Know What BASIC Stands For? I Do!
1. Beginners
2. All-purpose
3. Symbolic
4. Interpretive
5. Code

Monday, October 27, 2003

Steps To Graduation
1. Turn in "I Want To Graduate" forms
2. Buy cap, gown and tassle
3. Pick up honors cords
4. Pass all classes
5. Make it to the ceremony on time

Sunday, October 26, 2003

Socks That Needs To Be Added To My Collection
1. Warm navy blue socks
2. Stiped brown socks
3. Light blue socks
4. Dark orange socks
5. Purple socks

Saturday, October 25, 2003

Bend It Like Beckham
1. "Do Your Thing"
2. The bra store
3. Pinky's friends
4. Lesbian feet
5. What, is your dad around?

Friday, October 24, 2003

Super Mario Bros 3
1. Castle Whore
2. Lucky son of a duck
3. Twicky bad guys
4. What does the music box do?
5. Cheat sheet for the card houses

Thursday, October 23, 2003

Television Shows That Make Me Laugh
1. The Ellen Degeneres Show
2. It's All Relative
3. The Ellen Degeneres Show
4. All My Children
5. The Ellen Degeneres Show

Wednesday, October 22, 2003

Fun Fandom Words That I Don't Get But Becky Uses All The Time
1. Fanwanking
2. HoYay!
3. Canon
4. Fem slash
5. Spoiler ho

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

All My Children Couplage
1. Baggie
2. KRyan
3. JErica
4. KAdian
5. SMia

Monday, October 20, 2003

Exciting Things
1. Drill bits for my power drill
2. Choosing hardware for our dresser drawers
3. Finding a new apartment
4. Graduating
5. Visiting my family

Sunday, October 19, 2003

Oh My Happy Ears
1. New live Patty CD
2. Live Allison Krauss and Union Station CD
3. New Lucy Kaplansky CD
4. New Waifs CD
5. New live Ferrick CD

Saturday, October 18, 2003

Words I Didn't Know How To Spell But Do Now
1. Pilferage
2. Discombobulated
3. Succinct
4. Brouhaha
5. Adhesion

Friday, October 17, 2003

Contents Of My Navy Blue Sweater Collection
1. The small dykey one
2. The chunky one
3. The big snuggly one
4. The boob-striped one
5. The hooded girlie one

Thursday, October 16, 2003

British Words From Tony The DJ
1. Nackard
2. Pear-shaped
3. Bob's your uncle
4. Cheeky
5. Codswollup

Wednesday, October 15, 2003

What The Previous List Could Apply To
1. Fashion
2. Relationships
3. Job/career
4. Movie sequels
5. Statistical quality control

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Things To Watch Out For
1. Freaks
2. Flukes
3. Cycles
4. Mixtures
5. Instability

Monday, October 13, 2003

Randomness At Rachel and Jonny's
1. Lasagna at 9 o'clock on a Sunday night
2. Frozen mint leaves
3. Crash course in Patty
4. Walking through downtown Toledo
5. Staying up until midnight on a Sunday : )

Sunday, October 12, 2003

Float Building Advice
1. Buy extra plywood
2. Drop cloths are good
3. Don't wait until Saturday morning of the parade to finish it
4. Don't drive it faster than 10 mph
5. Just because it looks nice doesn't mean it can hold weight

Saturday, October 11, 2003

Good Words
1. Perished
2. Obsolescence
3. Variability
4. Sublime
5. Congruence

Friday, October 10, 2003

Favorite Holloween Candy
1. Fun-size Snickers
2. 2-Pack Starbursts
3. Reese'e Peanut Butter Cups
4. The little neopolitan ones
5. Bit-O-Honey

Thursday, October 09, 2003

Still Listening
1. Crafty stuff happens in the bedroom
2. You don't want to carry a 20 lb transformer around in your lunch box
3. And you see, this is where these wiggle bumps come from
4. I want to be a Boolean operator
5. So many indie artists, so little time

Wednesday, October 08, 2003

Current Top Five Lyle Lovett Songs
1. One-Eyed Fiona
2. Penguins
3. Church
4. If I Had A Boat
5. Walk Through The Bottomland

Tuesday, October 07, 2003

Possible Meanings For LLP, Other Than Limited Liability Partnership
1. Live Long and Prosper
2. Licking Lollipops
3. Loving Little People
4. Lifting Large Pancakes
5. Less Lemon Pulp

Monday, October 06, 2003

Things That Aren't Fun
1. Fighting with Becky
2. Reading 70+ pages about Christianity
3. Dr. Rafe exams
4. Narrowing down a topic for a master's thesis
5. Having to change out of warm pajamas

Sunday, October 05, 2003

Elements Of A Good Mix CD
1. A theme
2. Diversity within the theme
3. A selection of old favorites and newly discovered artists
4. No Michelle Malone - ever!
5. Good cover design with an accurate track list

Saturday, October 04, 2003

The Computer Is Back!
1. Becky's parents stopped by
2. And brought her computer back
3. And it works all good now
4. Even the zip drive
5. As long as I don't use it : )

Friday, October 03, 2003

Shoes I Want To Own
1. Brown Doc Marten boots
2. Red sneakers
3. Tall black boots
4. Becky's blue sneakers
5. Red strappy high heels

Thursday, October 02, 2003

Tom's Nicknames
1. The Captain of all Pleasures
2. Tom Tom the Dance Dance Man
3. My Tommy
4. Mr. Tom
5. Tom E. Henry

Wednesday, October 01, 2003

Overheard
1. "Innovative but depressing"
2. "Everyone push Becky's nose"
3. "We have so many animals to see, don't waste time on the small ones"
4. "Put it on like paint"
5. "I kept him alive, too!"