Things We Saw At Show And Tell
1. Pictures of popples
2. Pink and blue cupcakes
3. A personalized hardhat
4. Concert tickets
5. Tongue rings

Mid-Term Exam Questions
1. Can they be called "mid"-terms when they happen 3 times a semester?
2. Should they be able to make you take more than one in a single day?
3. Should you have to take them on Mondays?
4. Should they last longer than your regular class period?
5. Are they really all that necessary? : )

Things In My Pocket
1. Polywog
2. Yoga man
3. Blanket
4. Change
5. Lint

Dumbness
1. Dumb bumpy bus ride
2. Dumb Spectrum issues
3. Dumb research
4. Dumb econ homework
5. Dumb UTEC meeting

Sunday
1. Sleeping in
2. Hanging out with Becky
3. Yummy lunch at Olive Garden
4. Picking out cutie shoes for my mother
5. Watching the Oscars

Places To Keep Fingernail Clippers
1. Bathroom drawer
2. Coffee table
3. Key ring
4. Pocket
5. Kitchen junk drawer

Why Becky Eats Hot Dogs
1. There's nothing else to eat
2. Ther are quick
3. They are easy
4. They are filling
5. They are an excuse to eat ketchup

People That Amused Me Today
1. PJ
2. Becky
3. Steve (Caliper Man)
4. Big Mike
5. Me

Things To Do With Pipecleaners
1. Make a beautiful diadem
2. Make a braclet and a matching necklace
3. Create lightsabers to replay the great Jedi fights
4. Decorate picture frames
5. Clean pipes : )

Presidential Movies
1. Dave
2. The American President
3. Primary Colors
4. Air Force One
5. My Fellow Americans

Words From Today
1. Noncommensurable
2. Fuzzify
3. Diffidence
4. Verdant
5. Pedigogical

The End of Spring Break
1. Last minute homework
2. Last minute cleaning
3. Last minute vegging
4. Last minute TV watching
5. Lat minute sleeping...

Movies On TV Tonight (in case you were bored and didn't want to look at TV Guide)
1. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
2. Riverdance
3. The Birdcage
4. Frequency
5. Gross Pointe Blank

Train Ride Home
1. Running around Toronto's Union Station
2. Almost losing Nate
3. 4 hours of snowy fields
4. Trying to stump Nate at the Kevin Bacon game
5. Back to Windsor, and, finally, home!

Canadian Farkling Quotes
1. Do you farkle?
2. Daddy needs a new sparkle farkle holder
3. Big gay sparkle farkle
4. I command thee to farkle
5. Opps, premature farklation

Wednesday Night Charades In Canada
1. Obscure philosophical concepts
2. Remember, they're the enemy
3. Something to talk a-boot
4. When all the stars fur falling
5. Nate's charade for "guy"

All Things Canadian
1. Canadian cheese
2. Canadian light
3. Canadian pizza
4. Canadian roads
5. Canadian time

Toronto Tomorrow!
1. We are leaving for Toronto at 6 am tomorrow
2. And we are spending 4 days and 3 nights there
3. So there won't be any lists between now and then
4. But there will be lots and lots once I get back
5. So get ready!

On How My Dental Hygenist Was A Bad Reflection On The Dental Hygenist Community
1. She poked at my gums with a sharp object, then noted that they were bleeding
2. She kept yawning during the cleaning
3. She was not careful with the plaque scraper, poking me in the lip, the tounge and the cheek
4. She didn't cover me with the lead vest before using the x-ray machine
5. She forgot to give me a new toothbrush before I left

Heading Home
1. One suitcase
2. One bag of shoes
3. One laundry basket of dirty clothes
4. One random friend along for the ride
5. One red beta fish named Mr. Fishie

A Not So Good Day
1. I slipped on some ice as I was walking to class today
2. And ripped a little hole in my pants
3. And skinned my knee
4. And made it turn pretty colors
5. And it kind of hurts now...

I'm Kinda Hungry
1. I could eat peanuts
2. I could eat popcorn
3. I could eat cookie dough
4. I could eat applesauce
5. I could just go to bed

X-Files
1. Every weekday at 5
2. Bonus shows on Tuesdays
3. Scully and Mulder
4. Aliens
5. Craziness if you ask me

STRESS!!!!
1. Philosophy paper
2. Optimization research
3. Thermodynamics
4. Spectrum stuff
5. Crazy econ homework

Spring Break
1. Train tickets to Toronto: $100
2. Hotel room: $60
3. Musical tickets: $40
4. Castle visit: $10
5. Trip to Toronto with 4 of your closest friends and 1 random guy you don't really know: priceless

Video Games Suck Your Brains Out
1. I sat down to write my philosophy paper yesterday afternoon
2. Decided to play a bit of Super Mario Bros. 3
3. 4 hours later, I ran out of lives and my game ended
4. So I went back to my paper
5. And then I couldn't write at all.... no good...

Firday Night
1. Wayde's apartment
2. Ice cream sundaes galore
3. Watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding
4. Played Dance, Dance Revolution
5. Rootbeer float shots

Gay Trivia Night
1. Newspaper hats to hold the feathers
2. James K. Polk and the Traveling All-Stars adn Motorkings vs. The Amy Wesolowski Project vs. The Giddy-ups
3. Vocabulary that sounds obscene but isn't
4. Picking out the lesbian singer/songwriter
5. Do YOU know when San Fransico's first gay bar opened?



(A: 1908!)