Thursday, July 31, 2003

Fun Things To Do With Digital Pictures
1. Add facial hair to your sisters
2. Change all the colors to browns
3. Invert all the colors
4. Crop off someone's head and replace it with Big Bird's head
5. Add flying pigs in the background

Wednesday, July 30, 2003

CDs To Get/Copy For Binnie For Christmas
1. Mary Chapin Carpenter
2. Patty Griffin
3. Nancy Griffith
4. Stan Rogers
5. Great Big Sea

Tuesday, July 29, 2003

Why English Is A Crazy Language
1. Proceed ends with "eed"
2. Proceed refers to a future event
3. Precede ends with "ede"
4. Precede refers to a past event
5. The meaning of the end part is still the same, but the spelling isn't?

Monday, July 28, 2003

Good Character Names Derived From Exit Signs Along I-75
1. Luckey Haskins
2. Napoleon Freemont
3. Fostoria McComb
4. Anna Minster
5. Troy Covington

Possible Outfits To Wear For The Sister Picture
1. Dyke jeans and a polo shirt
2. Girlie jeans and a polo shirt
3. Work jeans and a polo shirt
4. Khaki pants and a polo shirt
5. Overalls and a polo shirt

Saturday, July 26, 2003

Happy Things About Visiting My Parents
1. 7 am walk with Geoff
2. Helping Maddie clean her room
3. Sitting on the back deck with Mom
4. Smelling all the plants in the garden
5. Climbing back into bed with Becky after doing all of the above

Friday, July 25, 2003

The Best Cheesy Souveniers To Buy When On Vacation
1. Snowglobes
2. Coasters
3. Playing cards
4. Pens/pencils
5. Plastic coin purses

Thursday, July 24, 2003

Questions For Bill Gates
1. Why can't you print pictures that you copied from power point in an Excel document?
2. Why can't you select multiple pictures in Excel?
3. Why can Excel only scroll from cell to cell?
4. Why is the default font 10-point Arial in Excel?
5. Why is Excel so dumb sometimes?

Wednesday, July 23, 2003

Possible Adventures
1. Work on a ship
2. Camping/hiking/backpacking
3. Work at an IKEA store
4. Work on Mackinac
5. Paint a mural

Tuesday, July 22, 2003

Fun Books By Jennifer Crusie
1. Faking It
2. Fast Women
3. Welcome to Temptation
4. Crazy for You
5. Getting Rid of Bradley

Monday, July 21, 2003

5:30 AM
1. It's really early
2. Especially if you stay up late
3. So getting up isn't fun
4. And then you are really tired all day long
5. *YAWN*

Sunday, July 20, 2003

Political and Social Causes That I Care About
1. Human rights / GLBTQ rights
2. Environmental preservation
3. Good public libraries and schools
4. Reproductive choice
5. Breast cancer awareness / cure

Saturday, July 19, 2003

The Best Kinds Of Erasers
1. Pink Pearls ones
2. Grey kneadable ones
3. Tan art gum ones
4. Really big white ones
5. The backspace and delete keys : )

Friday, July 18, 2003

Drinking Water
1. It's good to drink lots of water
2. But then it makes you pee a lot
3. Which in turn makes you thirsty again
4. So it's kind of a never-ending cycle
5. But a good one, right?

Thursday, July 17, 2003

1. I like birthdays
2. Especially other people's
3. 'Cause giving presents is a lot of fun
4. And it makes people happy
5. And that is all good

Wednesday, July 16, 2003

Things I Want To Have At My Birthday Party
1. Roll cake from TCBY with white chocolate mousee frozen yogurt and chocolate cake
2. Make-your-own-hats
3. Streamers
4. Good music
5. The Fox Force Five and other friends

Tuesday, July 15, 2003

My New Pants
1. My new pants are fabulous
2. And they are even more fabulous now
3. Because now they are short
4. Not too short, but my size
5. And they are going to make today a not-so-bad day! Yay!

Monday, July 14, 2003

A two week vacation from work and list posting mean a lot of lists....

Places I Went During My Two Week Break
1. Mackinac Island, MI
2. Centerville, OH
3. The World's Largest Picnic
4. The purple chinese restraunt
5. The grocery store

Things I Didn't Do During MY Two Week Break
1. Go to work
2. Wake up at 5:30 am
3. Watch First Outlook on the Weather Channel
4. Bake muffins for breakfast
5. Wear dressy clothes

Good Band Names
1. Tundra Bunnies
2. Squeezed Fish
3. Mr. Blue Shirt
4. Rough Road
5. Bad Pigs

Mom Quotes
1. It's batteries are hurting
2. The electric bathroom
3. The three types of rocks in geometry
4. He had to eat with his feet but that was before personal computers
5. What was the thing with Santa Clause and kryptonite?

Nate Quotes
1. If by cute you mean incredibly frustrating
2. I'm a fully funcitoning sleep artist
3. Future Darwin Award material here
4. Duckies in techno clubs
5. A further bizzarity of our parallelism

Places I've Never Been
1. Paris
2. Florida
3. California
4. South America
5. The moon

My Favorite Yellow Flowers
1. Daffodils
2. Tulips
3. Black-eyed susans
4. Suflowers
5. Lilies

Careers With Names That Sound Fun
1. Apothecary
2. Shoemaker
3. Actuary
4. Paleantologist
5. Entreprenuer

Things To Day Dream About
1. Vacationing in Ireland
2. Cute new shoes
3. Food
4. Future career paths
5. Sleeping in a warm, cozy bed

Ways To Describe A Six-Sided Shape
1. A six-sided shape
2. A polygon with 6 sides
3. A square with 2 triangles attached
4. Two trapezoids put together
5. A hexagon

Colors Of Push Pins On The Wall In My Cubicle At Work
1. Red
2. Blue
3. Yellow
4. Green
5. Clear

Words I Like
1. Yo
2. Brilliant
3. Spacious
4. Onomatopoeia
5. Colloquial

Boring Words That Start With C
1. Cautious
2. Consistent
3. Constant
4. Common
5. Certain

Things To Do To Make Life More Exciting
1. Take a cooking class
2. Teach yourself to stand on your head
3. Rearrange furniture
4. clean out a closet
5. Throw a hat-making party

Mackinac List
1. Water
2. Boats
3. Woods
4. Family
5. Smiles

Why I Love The Weather Channel
1. Weather any time you need it
2. Groovy music
3. No dumb story lines
4. Storm Stories
5. It's good even on mute