Events Following The Failure Of A Computer's Power Supply
1. Comfort Becky
2. Call Mr. Rickert
3. Drive to Lima
4. Meet Mr. Rickert at Olive Garden
5. Exchange computers and head home

Things I Saw on TV Tonight
1. Monday Night Football
2. Third Watch
3. Old Law and Order with Jill Hennessy
4. Trading Spaces: They Hated It!
5. Real World/Road Rules Challenge

Crazy Things That Happened Today
1. The Bengals won
2. Becky never changed out of PJs
3. Tom beat 3 lesbians at pool
4. We actually cooked a real dinner
5. I slept in till 10:30

Things We Learned From Watching "Take Me," a British Mini-Series
1. Getting a strange phone call from a strange woman asking for help does not lead to good things
2. Before attending a party in your new neighborhood, double-check the guest list and who you will be expected to have sex with
3. When participating in a wife/husband-swapping party, be sure your brother-in-law wears a condom (that child will have a screwed up family tree...)
4. When your neighbor asks you to help bury a dead body, don't
5. If you neighbor has been "out of town" for more than 6 months, she may be buried in your living room

Ellen's New Words
1. Concave
2. Ratio
3. Indicative
4. Supercilious
5. Obsequious

The Five Of The Original Six Hockey Teams In The NHL That I Recognize
1. The Detroit Red Wings
2. The Chicago Blackhawks
3. The Toronto Maple Leafs
4. The Boston Bruins
5. The New York Rangers

"Ed" Quotes
1. "I am wee and adorable"
2. "Butch the bitch"
3. "I'd love to continue this conversation but I'm afraid I'm not a homosexual"
4. "An omnipotent lobster can probably breath anywhere he wants"
5. "Super Frankie - not as good as the original"

Things To Do At 8 AM
1. Read a good book
2. Watch morning talk shows
3. Listen to the birds wake up
4. Plan your day
5. Post lists

Happy New Pictures In Our Apartment
1. Binnie and Maddie and me
2. Michele and Becky
3. Mom and me
4. Dancing Maddie
5. Michele's senior picture

My Favorite Zoo Animals
1. The big brown tortoises
2. The really spiky turtles
3. The ET turtles
4. The polka-dotted turtles
5. The striped turtles

Movies Quoted In Nate's Script For The Great Squirt Gun Battle
1. Gone In 60 Seconds
2. Desperado
3. Face-Off
4. Dirty Harry
5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

New Mah Jong Vocabulary
1. Trading racks
2. Poker joker
3. Red crack, black crack
4. One funky chicken
5. Passing wind

People That Made Me Laugh Today
1. Becky
2. Steve
3. Dr. Bennett
4. Jessica
5. The Fox Force Five

Shoe Dilemmas
1. Brown or black
2. Tie or slip-on
3. Tall or flat
4. Toes showing or covered
5. Casual or nicer

Fun New Words
1. Whorey
2. Phinite
3. Bananaless
4. Brain-freakin-juice
5. Velosophy

Things I Have Learned Recently
1. A cool way to double knot my shoes
2. That Everwood used to be a decent show ... not so much anymore
3. I need to get a haircut
4. Kroger brand beef stroganoff mix is the best
5. How to determine the 4 month moving average of data with seasonality and a trend

Possible Readings Of "Books for Natalie" On My Mom's Hand After It Got Wet
1. Bossy Natatie
2. Boonsy Natan
3. Boorst Waten
4. Bay Watch
5. Booski Watal

Funny Things In The Movie "Once Upon A Time In Mexico"
1. The fake arm gimmick
2. "Sugarbutt"
3. Johnny Depp's costume changes
4. Making fun of the Verizon commercial
5. The Bar on Wheels

UT/Marshall Football Game
1. Biggest rivalry in the MAC
2. Playing at Marshall
3. Marshall scored 10 points before Toledo had anything
4. Marshall has only lost at home 5 times in the last 100 games played there
5. UT made it 6 on tonight!

Colors of Shoes I Own That Start With The Letter B
1. Brown
2. Black
3. Burgundy
4. Blue
5. Beige

Dr. Rafe Is Amusing
1. "Bootstrapping"
2. "Not a sexy topic"
3. "New is subjective"
4. Vignettes from Canadian television
5. "Your favorite spread sheet, 'cause it's not mine!"

The New Whoopi Show
1. Whoopi is loud
2. The Persian guy is funny
3. The brother is amusing
4. The brother's girlfriend is... interesting
5. The TV salesman was my favorite character

Fun Things In My Book
1. Elves
2. Music
3. Magic horses that turn into motorcycles
4. Boys and girls and boys
5. Earthquakes

Fun Words From Trading Spaces
1. Declutterized
2. Super
3. Spiffy
4. Adhesivey
5. Monkeying

Cool Things to Take Pictures Of
1. Fall leaves
2. Movement
3. Insects
4. Water
5. Boats

An Apology List
1. I'm sorry it is all about me
2. I'm sorry I treat you like crap so often
3. I'm sorry I don't respect the things you like to do
4. I'm sorry life has sucked so much recently
5. I'm sorry I haven't been able to fix this yet

Fun Things To Do On A Cloudy Afternoon
1. Paint something bright colors
2. Make cookies
3. Watch good movies
4. Play video games
5. Yoga head stands

Movies That I Need To See
1. Batman
2. Batman Returns
3. Pulp Fiction
4. Moulin Rouge
5. Chicago

Notes On Beaner's, The Chain That Took Over Sufficient Grounds
1. The Berry Brain Freeze is better without bananas
2. Brownies are better with frosting
3. They don't sell Elephant Brownies
4. They do sell carrot cake
5. It's always a bit nippy...

Today's Activities
1. Studying
2. Painting
3. Playing
4. Dancing
5. Sleeping