Sticky Things
1. Tape
2. Glue
3. Situations
4. Melted chocolate on your fingers
5. The goo on the table that you always end up putting your arm in

To My Mother
1. Yes, Joe Finelli was really there
2. We talked briefly and it was cute
3. He is the very best thing, almost
4. Sorry to hear about your capitals
5. K bye your own self!

Pink Things
1. Carnations
2. Tongues
3. One of the colors dropped from the original rainbow flag
4. The high-top Converse sneakers I used to own
5. Someone who is tickled ("tickled pink"... get it? hee hee...)

Crazy Words Concerning Counting
1. Isomorphic relationships
2. Coincidence relative
3. Isotonic/montonic
4. Nominal
5. Ordinal

Sweet Home Alabama Is A Bad Movie
1. Reese's character is just whiny and annoying... hard to sympathize with her
2. Neither of the guys seem attractive or worth choosing
3. Can they show us more stereotypes about the South?
4. They had to use the song....
5. That dog...

Dr. Pryor, Making Fun Of Greek Religious Beliefs
1. God in is the penis
2. God is in the brain
3. God is in the vagina
4. God IS the vagina
5. God is a chicken with a penis for a head

Crazy Snow
1. We got some crazy snow here in Toledo
2. So far this year we have had over 40"
3. Last year we had, like, 7"
4. And it keeps going
5. It is crazy I say!

Books To Read In Life
1. Mrs. Dolloway
2. The Hours
3. Maverick
4. Fearless Speech
5. Flesh and Blood

Sunday - The Aftermath of the MBLGTACC
1. 6:30 am wake up
2. Workshops 5 and 6
3. RuPaul and his magic
4. 4 hour snowy drive home
5. All the work we didn't get done 'cause we were at conference all weekend

Really Cool People At The MBLGTACC
1. Moises Kaufman
2. Toshi Reagon
3. Dar Williams
4. Marshall Miller and Dorian Solot
5. Joe Finelli

Friday's Adventures
1. Woke up
2. Went to class
3. Drove to Columbus
4. Listened to Suzie Bright talk about sex
5. Watched a drag king and queen show

Interesting Concepts
1. Growing sea monkeys
2. Tigers as pets
3. Chia pets
4. Real pink flamigoes in your yard
5. Dressing up real geese

Fun S Words
1. Swell
2. Spiffy
3. Suculent
4. Swanky
5. Spunky

Purple Things
1. My used-to-hold-Philosophy-but-now-holds-research binder
2. Professor Plum
3. All the best yoga mats
4. My big makes-me-look-like-a-purple-marshmellow winter coat
5. Bruised toenails

Progress Report on Sunday's To Do List
1. Stayed in bed and read
2. Worked on homework
3. Did lots of laundry loads
4. Cleaned one pile of dishes
5. As unprepared for the week as I started this morning... sigh

Sunday's To Do List
1. Stay in bed and read
2. Work on homework
3. Lots of laundry loads
4. Clean the pile of dishes
5. Prepare myself for the week

FrozenToesen - A Trip to the Zoo
1. The polar bear sitting up against the glass, gnawing on raw meat
2. The tigers who kept pestering each other and roaring
3. The monkeys who were necking
4. The baby gorilla sticking out his butt at us
5. All the local ducks landing in the exotic duck pond at feeding time

Fabulous New Books
1. With Child - Laurie R. King
2. Scarlet Feather - Maeve Binchey
3. Prodigal Summer - Barbra Kingsolver
4. The Hours - Michael Cunningham
5. The Beekeeper's Apprentice - Laurie R. King

Guitar Chord Flashcards
1. Really fun to think about
2. Pretty fun to make
3. Relatively fun to read
4. Okay to use
5. Kind of boring if Becky already knows all the chords

Abby Did A Bad Thing, Part II
1. So apparently Abby managed to delete the registry from the computer
2. So Becky had to re-install her entire operating system just to get into her hard drive
3. And then spend all evening backing up every un-corrupted file
4. And now she has to reformat and start everything over again
5. Abby feels really bad....

Abby Did A Bad Thing
1. Abby tried to open a document off her zip disk
2. It made Becky's computer freeze
3. And then Abby tried to do it again (this was not smart)
4. And the blue screen of death appeared
5. So Abby left Becky a note and went off to class

Abby Forgot to Post A List Today
1. She was busy doing homework
2. And shopping
3. And exercising
4. She was just all tuckered out
5. So I posted one for her : )

So Many Projects, So Little Time
1. T-shirt and jeans quilt
2. Paintings
3. Binnie's birthday present
4. Patching Becky's jeans
5. X-mas tree skirt