Original Phraseology
1. It's hungry out
2. Noon o'clock
3. You sunk my battle potato
4. I feel 'nackish
5. It's like yelling "Aunt Jemimah"

Ode To My Final Philosophy Paper
1. Subject:Whitman and Foucault
2. Due: Friday May 2, 2003
3. Length: 4 - 6 pages
4. Format: Double-spaced
5. So Far: 1 blank page

The Results Of A Picnicing Day
1. Mercury, the element
2. Minipiphany
3. Sailboatless
4. Targeting
5. Chocolate overload

Reasons I Rock by Tom
1. Making chocolate covered strawberries
2. Beating Super Contra without any continues
3. Excellence in the sport of soccer (which is referred to across the pond as football)
4. Tom says I am cudly
5. Boundless enthusiasm

Really Clever Reasons To Come To Game Night
1. Finding something else to do would be a TRIVIAL PURSUIT
2. You'll be SORRY if you miss it
3. You will have so much fun it will BOGGLE your mind
4. You will have the time of your LIFE
5. You don't want to RISK missing all the good times

Really Good Colors In My House
1. Navy blue
2. Teal blue
3. Sage green
4. Cream
5. Purple

Best Kris Delmhorst Songs
1. Marylou
2. Broken White Line
3. Yellow Brick Road
4. Weatherman
5. Open Road

On-Line Games
1. Totally addictive
2. Good way to waste time
3. Brain sucking
4. Fun playing
5. Doesn't help being productive

The Top Five Original Nintendo Games In No Particular Order
1. Super Mario Bros.
2. Super Contra
3. Yoshi
4. Doctor Mario
5. Super Mario Bros. 3

Pointy-Toed High Heeled Shoes
1. Uncomfortable
2. Mens' idea of sexy
3. Dangerous (ever fallen off?)
4. Not at all foot-shaped
5. A little silly I think

New Clothes
1. New clothes are fun
2. Especially when they are cute
3. And they look cute on you
4. So then you are cute
5. And that is why new clothes are fun

The Sun According To TMBG
1. A mass of incandescent gas
2. A gigantic nuclear furnace
3. It turns hydrogen into helium
4. It has a temperature of millions of degrees
5. The sun is not a place where we can live

Why The Stars Are Cool
1. They are the same stars that everyone else around the world sees
2. They are the same stars that people saw 100 years ago
3. They are the same stars every night
4. They are the same stars that some other planets use as suns somewhere in the universe
5. They are the same stars but are constantly changing

Reasons To Not Like Hockey
1. All the violence
2. The crazy beer drinking fans
3. The screaming coaches
4. The stupid nicknames
5. The ugly guys

Potential Children's Book Titles
1. The Adventures of Polywog and Yoga Man
2. The Great Potato Salad Experiment
3. Colonel Blue Butt Wrinkle Peas
4. Falling Off My Shoes and Other Adventures
5. The Stickiness of Glue

Happy Thoughts
1. Warm sunshine
2. House by the beach
3. 5 good books to read
4. Walks in the woods
5. Smiles from random strangers

Why Lobsters Would Make Good Pets
1. Don't have to walk them
2. Don't have to wash them
3. They won't slobber on you
4. They don't shed
5. They can be a colorful addition to any room

Isn't It Supposed To Be Spring?
1. 35 F
2. 1-3 inches of snow
3. Wind
4. Freezing rain
5. Nice day in April

Why We Watch The Division
1. Cute girls
2. Cute girls kicking butt
3. Cute girls kicking butt despite bad story lines
4. Cute girls kicking butt despite really bad story lines
5. Cute girls kicking butt despite really bad never ending dumb story lines

Striped Sock Varieties
1. Navy and white
2. Gold and navy
3. Yellow and light blue
4. Navy and light blue
5. Rainbow!

Good Things
1. Warm quilts
2. Warm slippers
3. Warm flannel PJs
4. Warm beds
5. Warmness is good

Brobdingnagian
1. A good word
2. A long word
3. A word with lots of letters
4. Lots of letter that can make lots more words
5. As follows

Brobdingnagian, Part 1
1. Gaining
2. Grinning
3. Groaning
4. Going
5. Gong

Brobdingnagian, Part 2
1. Dining
2. Dinging
3. Donging
4. Dabbing
5. Dong

Brobdingnagian, Part 3
1. Broad
2. Broding
3. Bong
4. Bring
5. Brand

Brobdingnagian, Part 4
1. Boarding
2. Binding
3. Banding
4. Bonding
5. Banning

Brobdingnagian, Part 5
1. Noggin
2. Inning
3. Aiding
4. Robbing
5. Nabbing