Best Halloween Costumes My Sister And I Ever Had
1. Santa Clause
2. Snowman
3. Color wheel
4. Wizard
5. Banana split

What I Miss About Trick Or Treating
1. Explaining your costume
2. Being the last ones out
3. The great candy swap
4. Rationing and freezing the candy to make it last all year
5. Saving the last few pieces of candy so long that Mom throws them away

Quotes From The TV Show "It's All Relative"
1. "Wake up and smell the subtext"
2. "Just one big homophobic teddy bear"
3. "This fruit is nuts"
4. "He couldn't be more full of himself if he was a masochistic cannibal"
5. "If we live without costumes, the terrorists win"

Do You Know What BASIC Stands For? I Do!
1. Beginners
2. All-purpose
3. Symbolic
4. Interpretive
5. Code

Steps To Graduation
1. Turn in "I Want To Graduate" forms
2. Buy cap, gown and tassle
3. Pick up honors cords
4. Pass all classes
5. Make it to the ceremony on time

Socks That Needs To Be Added To My Collection
1. Warm navy blue socks
2. Stiped brown socks
3. Light blue socks
4. Dark orange socks
5. Purple socks

Bend It Like Beckham
1. "Do Your Thing"
2. The bra store
3. Pinky's friends
4. Lesbian feet
5. What, is your dad around?

Super Mario Bros 3
1. Castle Whore
2. Lucky son of a duck
3. Twicky bad guys
4. What does the music box do?
5. Cheat sheet for the card houses

Television Shows That Make Me Laugh
1. The Ellen Degeneres Show
2. It's All Relative
3. The Ellen Degeneres Show
4. All My Children
5. The Ellen Degeneres Show

Fun Fandom Words That I Don't Get But Becky Uses All The Time
1. Fanwanking
2. HoYay!
3. Canon
4. Fem slash
5. Spoiler ho

All My Children Couplage
1. Baggie
2. KRyan
3. JErica
4. KAdian
5. SMia

Exciting Things
1. Drill bits for my power drill
2. Choosing hardware for our dresser drawers
3. Finding a new apartment
4. Graduating
5. Visiting my family

Oh My Happy Ears
1. New live Patty CD
2. Live Allison Krauss and Union Station CD
3. New Lucy Kaplansky CD
4. New Waifs CD
5. New live Ferrick CD

Words I Didn't Know How To Spell But Do Now
1. Pilferage
2. Discombobulated
3. Succinct
4. Brouhaha
5. Adhesion

Contents Of My Navy Blue Sweater Collection
1. The small dykey one
2. The chunky one
3. The big snuggly one
4. The boob-striped one
5. The hooded girlie one

British Words From Tony The DJ
1. Nackard
2. Pear-shaped
3. Bob's your uncle
4. Cheeky
5. Codswollup

What The Previous List Could Apply To
1. Fashion
2. Relationships
3. Job/career
4. Movie sequels
5. Statistical quality control

Things To Watch Out For
1. Freaks
2. Flukes
3. Cycles
4. Mixtures
5. Instability

Randomness At Rachel and Jonny's
1. Lasagna at 9 o'clock on a Sunday night
2. Frozen mint leaves
3. Crash course in Patty
4. Walking through downtown Toledo
5. Staying up until midnight on a Sunday : )

Float Building Advice
1. Buy extra plywood
2. Drop cloths are good
3. Don't wait until Saturday morning of the parade to finish it
4. Don't drive it faster than 10 mph
5. Just because it looks nice doesn't mean it can hold weight

Good Words
1. Perished
2. Obsolescence
3. Variability
4. Sublime
5. Congruence

Favorite Holloween Candy
1. Fun-size Snickers
2. 2-Pack Starbursts
3. Reese'e Peanut Butter Cups
4. The little neopolitan ones
5. Bit-O-Honey

Still Listening
1. Crafty stuff happens in the bedroom
2. You don't want to carry a 20 lb transformer around in your lunch box
3. And you see, this is where these wiggle bumps come from
4. I want to be a Boolean operator
5. So many indie artists, so little time

Current Top Five Lyle Lovett Songs
1. One-Eyed Fiona
2. Penguins
3. Church
4. If I Had A Boat
5. Walk Through The Bottomland

Possible Meanings For LLP, Other Than Limited Liability Partnership
1. Live Long and Prosper
2. Licking Lollipops
3. Loving Little People
4. Lifting Large Pancakes
5. Less Lemon Pulp

Things That Aren't Fun
1. Fighting with Becky
2. Reading 70+ pages about Christianity
3. Dr. Rafe exams
4. Narrowing down a topic for a master's thesis
5. Having to change out of warm pajamas

Elements Of A Good Mix CD
1. A theme
2. Diversity within the theme
3. A selection of old favorites and newly discovered artists
4. No Michelle Malone - ever!
5. Good cover design with an accurate track list

The Computer Is Back!
1. Becky's parents stopped by
2. And brought her computer back
3. And it works all good now
4. Even the zip drive
5. As long as I don't use it : )

Shoes I Want To Own
1. Brown Doc Marten boots
2. Red sneakers
3. Tall black boots
4. Becky's blue sneakers
5. Red strappy high heels

Tom's Nicknames
1. The Captain of all Pleasures
2. Tom Tom the Dance Dance Man
3. My Tommy
4. Mr. Tom
5. Tom E. Henry

Overheard
1. "Innovative but depressing"
2. "Everyone push Becky's nose"
3. "We have so many animals to see, don't waste time on the small ones"
4. "Put it on like paint"
5. "I kept him alive, too!"