Music I have Listened To So Far This Morning
1. Dar Williams
2. Avril Lavign
3. Jennie DeVoe
4. Dido
5. Dan Bern

Exciting Things
1. Friday
2. Two weeks off of work
3. Going to Mackinac
4. Becky's birthday
5. Payday

My Favorite Geometric Shapes
1. Star
2. Triangle
3. Square
4. Circle
5. Rectangle

I Forgot
1. I forgot to do the dishes
2. I forgot to cut my fingernails
3. I forgot to iron my shirt
4. I forgot to feed the fish
5. I forgot to prepare a list...

Books About Tuesday
1. Tuesday by David Wiesner
2. Tuesdays With Morrie by Mitch Albom
3. Tanzania on Tuesday by Kathleen Coskran
4. Tuesday the Rabbi Saw Red by Harry Kemelman
5. The Square Root of Tuesday by Jessica Davidson

Funny Snippits
1. "It's just two warm beers in the six-pack of life"
2. "Don't let a suitcase full of cheese become your big fork and spoon"
3. "Dykes don't do embroidery"
4. "45 years in my dad's sock drawer"
5. "I have to cancel class on thursday because my mother eloped"

Big Gay Road Trip To Cleveland Pride
1. Becky and Tom and I drove to Cleveland
2. Found a bunch of gay people
3. Bought some gay stuff
4. Listened to some gay music
5. Drove gay-ly home

Fashion Philosophy
1. Wear the right clothes
2. To make the right statement
3. To show to the world
4. Who you really are
5. Let it change every day

The Story Of The Happy Pants
1. I stopped at the Gap outlet
2. Found really cute pants
3. Paid $5
4. Took them home
5. The just need a *little* hemming...

On Why Porcupines Would Make A Good Team Mascot
1. Lots of cities start with a P for good aliteration
2. You can't touch them
3. They're small by fearless
4. Friendly beneath the surface (good sportsmanship)
5. Fun nicknames

Worrisome Things
1. Hot pink elephants
2. Flying pigs
3. Drowning fish
4. Speeding turtles
5. A porcupine wanting to hug you...

The Problems With Pants
1. Half of them are too long
2. One word: pleats
3. Some are just funny colors
4. Too many cute ones are black
5. They never *really* fit

Good Things About Having A "Real" Job
1. Work is over after 8 (or 9 ) hours each day
2. Regular paychecks
3. Weekends off
4. Fun office supplies
5. Did I mention getting paid?

Proper Picnic Supplies
1. Kite-in-a-bag
2. Hot pink Big Boy frisbee
3. Checkered blanket
4. Slightly deflated soccer ball
5. Cookies from Subway

Thursday Are Like...
1. Using the second to last roll of toilet paper
2. French braiding your hair then realizing you missed a big chunk
3. Putting your contact on inside-out
4. A lunar eclipse on a cloudy night
5. The day right before Friday when life is almost really good, but misses by a bit

Why I Wish The Mighty Ducks Had Won The 2003 Stanley Cup
1. The Red Wings could then be considered the second best team in the NHL
2. It's good to see the underdog win
3. They have better jerseys than New Jersey
4. They have a nicer mascot than New Jersey
5. They haven't won a Cup yet

Generic Father's Day Presents
1. Socks
2. Tools
3. Ties
4. Golf balls
5. Flowers

My Favorite Rhyming Singer/Songwriters, In No Particular Order
1. Catie
2. Lori
3. Nini
4. Patty
5. Carrie

Good Colors to Paint Your Toenails
1. Silver sparkle
2. Blue and green stripped
3. Rainbow
4. Purple with white polka dots
5. Electric blue

Possible Substitutes Should Your Shoelace Break
1. Strands of cooked spaghetti
2. Paper clips
3. Staples
4. String cheese
5. Old friendship bracelets

Things That Will Give You A Headache
1. Playing soliaire on your Palm Pilot for 3 hours straight
2. Flourescent lights
3. The smell of grinding swarf
4. Ugly color combinations
5. Inside-out contacts

Bad Color Combinations
1. Fuscia and taupe
2. Fuscia and dark green
3. Fuscia and red
4. Fuscia and burnt orange
5. Fuscia and gold

Things That Come In Sets Of Ten
1. Toes
2. Sunbelt granola bars
3. Quintuplets' eyes
4. Ten dollars worth of one dollar bills
5. David Letterman's list items