Amusing TV Shows
1. Monster House
2. It's All Relative
3. Celebrity Poker Showdown
4. The Daily Buzz
5. The Ellen Degeneres Show

Happiness
1. Cute skirts
2. Sunshine
3. Fruit smoothies
4. Going sockless
5. Good music

Why Ted Is My Favorite Queer Eye Guy
1. He's cute without being annoying
2. He's smart without being pretentious
3. He isn't obnoxious
4. He makes good food
5. He has those adorable little glasses

Things I Like About Summer
1. Waking up when it is already light out
2. Abundant sunshine
3. Not having to wear socks
4. Going to the Lakes
5. Longer days

Things That Can Be Very Good Or Very Bad
1. Neighbors
2. Puppies
3. Little boys
4. Singer/songwriters
5. Having no job for a summer

Bad Colors For Bathroom Tiles
1. Pink
2. Dark brown
3. Orange
4. Red
5. Yellow-green

Useful Kitchen Items
1. Strainer
2. Slotted spoons
3. Timer
4. Plastic bag holder
5. Leftover containers

Shocking Colors To Paint Walls That Your Realtor Will Frown At
1. Fuscia
2. Turquoise
3. Lemon yellow
4. Lime green
5. Bright red

Reasons To Love Used Book Stores
1. $0.25 paperback romance novels
2. Money for selling the books collecting dust on your shelf
3. Cheap CDs and videos
4. Slightly worn coffee table books
5. Inexpensive way to build your book collection

Some Of My Favorite Movies
1. Maverick
2. Sneakers
3. The Italian Job
4. Hunt for Red October
5. Mystery Men

You Know You Watch Too Many Country Music Videos When
1. You can mimick Toby Keith's hand movement in Whiskey Girl
2. Shania Twain videos stop seeming quite so strange
3. You are surprised to see Kenny Chesney in a shirt with sleeves
4. You see a Garth Brooks video and think "old school... ha"
5. You realize that they play the Clay Walker video at least once and hour, and you don't mind

Things To Do When You Don't Have A Job
1. Paint
2. Read
3. Play games online
4. Sleep
5. Look for a job

Authors Whose Books I Hate To Admit That I Read
1. Nora Roberts/J.D. Robb
2. Jude Deveraux
3. Catherine Coulter
4. Jayne Ann Krentz/Amanda Quick
5. Elizabeth Lowell

Craziness
1. Low carb diets
2. People on low carb diets
3. Low carb food for people on low carb diets
4. Vitamins for people on low carb diets
5. People with cats on low carb diets

I Like My Hair When...
1. It is small
2. It stays curly
3. It stays straight
4. It is calm
5. It behaves

Things That Get Better With Age
1. Cheese
2. Wine
3. The selling price of antiques
4. Trees
5. Love

Useful Glues
1. White school glue
2. Fabric glue
3. Wood glue
4. Super glue
5. Rubber cement

TV Shows That Amuse Me
1. Wonderfalls
2. Gilmore Girls
3. Frasier
4. Six Feet Under
5. Wheel of Fortune

TV Personalities That Amuse Me
1. The Glad lady
2. Judge Judy
3. The Traveling Gnome
4. Dan Rather
5. Smantha Brown

Useful Dorm Room Items
1. Small vacuum cleaner
2. Microwave
3. Earplugs
4. Cordless phone
5. Laundry bags (yes, plural)

Working Out Is Fun
1. Walking
2. Lifting weights
3. Jogging
4. Kickboxing
5. Jumping rope

Fun Patterns
1. Stripes
2. Multiple sized polka dots
3. Cowprint
4. Spirals
5. Stars

Ways I Could Paint My Bookshelf
1. The same colors as Becky's
2. Plain white
3. Warm colors
4. Black and white
5. Solid purple

Crazy Tree Names, Part II
1. Pawpaw
2. Cucumbertree
3. Oleaster
4. Goldenrain
5. Snowbell

Crazy Tree Names
1. Hophornbeam
2. Storax
3. Larch
4. Coffeetree
5. Shadbush

Handy Tools
1. Hammer
2. Screwdriver
3. Wrench
4. Scissors
5. B's Leatherman

Subjects Of Our Coffee Table Books
1. Frank Lloyd Wright
2. Teapots
3. The Great Lakes
4. Winter
5. Penguins

Things To Do With Hard Boiled Eggs
1. Make deviled eggs
2. Decorate them
3. Turn them into egg salad
4. Throw them at your sister
5. Slice them on top of a green salad

Fun Things About Holland, Michigan
1. Tulips
2. Proximity to Lake Micigan
3. The Wooden Shoe Factory
4. Good shopping
5. Becky now lives there

My Favorite Painting Colors
1. Bright purple
2. Red-orange
3. Ocean colors
4. Greens of all sorts
5. Yellows

April
1. It's a month
2. It's a girl's name
3. It's in a movie title
4. It's sandwiched between March and May in a calendar
5. It's over