The Usefulness Of Curtains

1. Curtains add color to a room
2. Curtains help keep out drafts from the windows
3. Curtains block out more light when closed
4. Curtains let in more light when open
5. Curtains can be changed for a new look

The Best Water Bottles

1. Gatorade bottles
2. Aquafina bottles
3. Dasani bottles
4. Nalgene bottles
5. Stainless steel bottles

Good Indigo Girls' Albums

1. Rites of Passage
2. Swamp Ophelia
3. Nomands Indians Saints
4. Become You
5. Strange Fire

Turtles As A Symbol In Different Cultures

1. Japanese - a symbol of good fortune and longevity
2. Chinese - a symbol of fertility, vitality, and great patience
3. Polynesian - a symbol of fertility and long life
4. African - represents the feminine to the serpent's masculine power
5. Greco - the feminine power of the waters, an emblem of Aphrodite/Venus

Women's Professional Football Teams

1. Rhode Island Intensity
2. Corvallis Pride
3. Massachusetts Mutiny
4. New York Dazzles
5. Toledo Reign

Happy Australia Day!

1. Yay for kangaroos and wombats
2. Yay for The Waifs
3. Yay for Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras in Sydney
4. Yay for Aboriginal art
5. Yay for the Great Barrier Reef

Some Of The Best Songs Of Nanci Griffith

1. There's a Light Beyond These Woods (Mary Margaret)
2. Gulf Cost Highway
3. Midnight in Missoula
4. Ford Econoline
5. Talk to Me While I'm Listening

All Moved Out Of Toledo

1. The furniture is gone
2. The carpet is vacuumed
3. The windows are cleaned
4. The cupboards and closets are empty
5. So long, Toledo apartment!!!

Things To Not Do

1. Cover yourself in yogurt to avoid rats
2. Buy caffine-free diet water
3. Water your plants with iced tea
4. Stop walking when your baby is squalking
5. Live without a vacuum cleaner

Happy Candle Scents

1. Spiced apples
2. English ivy
3. Vanilla sugar
4. Gingerbread
5. Fresh linen

Althletic Events You Might See At A Highland Festival

1. Caber toss
2. Sheaf toss
3. Stone put
4. Weight for height
5. Kilted run

Things To Watch Late At Night If You Think The Late Night Talk Show Hosts Aren't So Funny

1. Infomercials
2. ESPN Classic (if you fall asleep, you already know how it ends)
3. Charlie Rose
4. M*A*S*H reruns
5. VH1 Country (All country, all the time)

Current Late Night Talk Show Hosts That Some May Consider Funny

1. David Letterman
2. Jon Stewart
3. Jay Leno
4. Conan O'Brien
5. Jimmy Kimmel

Words That Don't Rhyme With "Orange"

1. Onomatopoeia
2. Stupendous
3. Vanishing
4. Dreary
5. Crackle

Why Do Internet Search Engines Have Funny Names?

1. Google
2. Yahoo
3. Teoma
4. AltaVista
5. Lycos

Good Brad Paisly Songs

1. Mud on the Tires
2. Celebrity
3. Spaghetti Western
4. Whiskey Lullaby
5. Little Moments

Areas In Which You Can Earn A Degree Online From The University Of Phoenix

1. Business
2. Education
3. Health Care
4. MBA
5. Technology

Religions That Are Classified As Neopagan

1. Asatru (Norse Paganism)
2. Druidism
3. Goddess Worship
4. Wicca
5. Witchcraft

Good Art Verbs

1. Blend
2. Carve
3. Mold
4. Sculpt
5. Trace

Good Dragons

1. Platinum dragons
2. Bronze dragons
3. Silver dragons
4. Copper dragons
5. Gold dragons

Statistics Surrounding Snowmobiles

1. The average cost of a new snowmobile is around $6,000
2. The average age of a snowmobiler is 42
3. The average snowmobiler has 18 years of experience
4. The average snowmobiler rides over 1,200 miles/year
5. There are over 225,000 miles of snowmbile trails in North America

Things To Know About The Month Of January

1. January is Hot Tea Month
2. January 19th is Penguin Awareness Day and National Popcorn Day
3. A dream involving January during another month indicates a solution to a problem
4. January was the eleventh month in the Roman Calendar
5. January 10th is Peculiar People Day

Fun Australian Cities Mentioned In Songs By The Waifs

1. Broom
2. Wyndham
3. Fitzroy
4. Perth
5. Cairns

Birds That Don't Fly But Are Cool Anyway

1. Emus
2. Ostriches
3. Rheas
4. Cassowaries
5. Penguins

Regarding Bubbles

1. Blowing bubbles
2. Bubble pipes
3. Bubble bath
4. Bubble wrap
5. The Boy in the Plastic Bubble

Ancient Roman Board Games That They (The Romans) Really Played

1. Knucklebones (Astragalos, Tali & Tropa)
2. Dice (Tesserae)
3. Roman Chess (Latrunculi)
4. Tic-Tac-Toe (Terni Lapilli)
5. Roman Backgammon (Tabula)

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Sneaker/Athletic Shoe Brands That Start With "A"

1. Adidas
2. Asics
3. Avia
4. Airwalk
5. AND1

Things To Do With Nate's Hair

1. Frost cupcakes
2. Make a ponytail
3. Flip it around while dancing
4. Hang Christmas decorations on it
5. Make a nest for small animals

Fortunate Side Effects Of Moving

1. Living with Becky again
2. Only having one set of living expenses
3. Getting rid of extra clutter
4. Organizing and re-arranging
5. Getting new clutter

Unfortunate Side Effects Of Moving

1. Sortin
2. Packing
3. Lifting
4. Carrying
5. Unpacking

Plans for 2005

1. Finishing my thesis and graduating
2. Publishing an article regarding the thesis that I finish
3. Finding a full-time engineering job
4. Finding a cute new place to live
5. Being content with whatever life has in store for me