Popular, The TV Show

1. "Rock-hard thighs"
2. Brooke bringing the "yay"
3. Lily's newest cause
4. All of the hot mothers
5. Miss Bobbi Glass, sir

Holidays That Don't Exist But Perhaps Should

1. Younger Sibling Appreciation Day
2. Love Your Pet Day
3. Smiling Day
4. Risk Assessment Day
5. Expand Your Horizons Day

Birthday List For Dad

1. Happy Birthday to Dad
2. He turned 50 today
3. That is half of a century
4. That is way cool
5. Go Dad

More Things In Our Apartment With Kitty Teeth Marks On Them

1. The kitchen chairs
2. The Husar unit
3. The computer chairs
4. The couch
5. The papsan chair

Thanks Becky!

Great Things About Series Books For Kids

1. The characters almost never grow older
2. The use of the same introductory material in every book of the series
3. The predictability of the story lines
4. The great presence in used bookstores
5. The nostalgia

Cool People

1. Lily Tomlin
2. Sara Gilbert
3. Melissa Etheridge
4. Whoopi Goldberg
5. Queen Latifa

People Born On February 22 Other Than George Washington

1. Edna St. Vincent Millay
2. Ted Kennedy
3. Steve Irwin (The Crocodile Hunter)
4. Jeri Ryan
5. Drew Barrymore

Why Google Is Cool

1. Search the web
2. Search images
3. Search news
4. Search groups
5. Search locally

The QWERTY Keyboard

1. First invented by C. L. Sholes
2. Used since 1872
3. Arranged to reduce tpyebar jams by seperating common pairs of letters
4. 100 common English words can be formed without leaving the home row
5. Introducing the shift key in 1878 was the only major modification to the original arrangement

Saturday Morning Activities

1. Get rudley awakened by kitties at 6:30 am
2. Feed cats
3. Return to bed
4. Be unable to fall back asleep
5. Frown sternly at kitties

Pine Trees That Grow In Michigan

1. Austrian Pine (Pinus nigra)
2. Jack Pine (Pinus banksiana)
3. Red Pine (Pinus resinosa)
4. Scotch Pine (Pinus sylvestris)
5. White Pine (Pinus strobus)

Little-Known Facts Regarding Ostriches

1. Ostrich meat is a red meat
2. Ostriches are the second fastest animal in the world
3. Ostriches have one of the most advanced immune systems known to mankind
4. Ostriches do not bury their head in the sand
5. There are at least 2 million ostriches worldwide

Learn about ostriches

Well-Known Facts Regarding Ostriches

1. Ostriches are large birds
2. Ostriches can't fly
3. The eggs of an ostrich are really big
4. Ostriches have beautiful feathers
5. Ostriches make good leather

Things In Our Apartment With Kitty Teeth Marks On Them

1. Shoelaces
2. Futon cover
3. Cell phone charger cord
4. Becky's work bag
5. Us...

An Alliterative Monochromatic Valentine's Day Meal

1. Red peppers
2. Radishes
3. Rare steak
4. Red wine
5. Raspberries

On Why Michael's Is One Of My Favorite Stores

1. Almost any craft supply you could ever want
2. Random cheap candles
3. Endless fun arrangements of colors
4. Project ideas
5. Possibilities...

The Best Top 11 Lists To Date

1. Top 11 Geek Pickup Lines
2. Top 11 Yo Momma Insults for Coders
3. Top 11 Signs You're at a Geek Bachelor Party
4. Top 11 Reasons to Move Out of the Basement
5. Top 11 Geek Break Up Lines

Fun Types Of Bread

1. Pumpernickle
2. Focaccia
3. Naan
4. Monkey
5. Pita

Words You Can Make Out Of "Thursday"

1. Rash
2. Rusty
3. Hurts
4. Trash
5. Shady

Subbing Experiences

1. Crazy second graders
2. Crazy third graders
3. Crazy fourth graders
4. Crazy fifth graders
5. Crazy sixth graders

The Deterioration of The Remote Control

1. Remote controller
2. Remote control
3. Remote 'trol
4. 'Mote control
5. 'Mote 'trol

My Best Stuffed Animals

1. Ted
2. O.H. Bunny
3. Percival the dragon
4. Mom and baby sea turtle
5. My Ewok

Ways To Get To Mackinac Island In The Winter

1. Fly across the ice
2. Snowmobile across the ice
3. Ski across the ice
4. Walk across the ice
5. Dogsled across the ice

The Five Eras of Mackinac Island

1. Fur
2. Faith
3. Fort
4. Fish
5. Fun

Mackinac Adventures

1. Drive
2. Fly
3. Walk
4. Sleep
5. Make gingerbread cookies

Funny Coffee Mug Slogans

1. Coffee: You can sleep when you are dead
2. Decaf is the anti-christ
3. Moms: They are like Dads, only smarter
4. PMS: Be afraid, be very afraid
5. Golf: Violating the rules of fashion for 300 years

Famous Groundhogs Other Than Punxsutawney Phil

1. Birmingham Bill
2. Buckeye Chuck
3. Dunkirk Dave
4. French Creek Freddy
5. Malverne Mel

Happy Birthday To Binnie

1. Binnie is small
2. Binnie is cute
3. Binnie is entertaining
4. Binnie is Binnie
5. And we like her like that